Random college football thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by zero-sum, May 9, 2015.

  1. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I wonder what the physical and mental genesis is of the surrender cobra is? Why is that such a natural reaction?
     
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    it's trying to deflect from emotional pain like a blow to the head from behind because you can't see the source. you go up to your head as if to protect from a blow but the strike is incorporeal and thus still connects and all you can do is cradle your wounded pride and psyche.

    jmo
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  4. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    those dudes need to get those cat bites cleaned with iodine and alcohol. cat bites are risky as hell.
     
  5. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    Arkansas pummeling Texas at the moment.
     
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    UGA gonna UGA and look out for Oregon...Cristobal has built them like an SEC team
     
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  7. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Year 2 for Pittman and he got a way worse roster than Chumlee.
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I can't put much stock in beating a shit Texas team
     
  9. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Texas has a pretty bad roster too right now. Sark is going to have to recruit like crazy to get them back on track. Last guy pissed off the whole team kind of like Butch.
     
  10. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    And most of the state too
     
  11. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Definitely. He left trying to burn the place down. Very Butch like.
     
  12. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

  13. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    I may transfer my fandom to Arkansas. I could see me doing the pig call. I like Sam Pittman. The Ozarks are a poor man's Appalachians.
     
  14. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    But was it the Arkansas coach that wanted to take out Peyton's knee. Seems like it was.
     
  15. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Texas is so bad
     
  16. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    TX qb is awful.
     
  17. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Big fan of Deliverance too?
     
  18. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    it's alright, but his true passion is raping men.
     
  19. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    So he’s a fan of both sides, huh?
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That seemed like the definition of targeting against Arkansas. That call is so inconsistent.
     

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