In all seriousness, you need to work "Volnation + sunshine pumpers" and "8thmaxim + realistic" into the same sentence.
I would not grace them by using their name. I would use something generic like "a prominent message board"; they will know who he is talking about.
Realizing that not all your suggestions are not serious (please say yes), I think we can trust hat to say what he is allowed toward self promotion and boosting the 8th. My question is will the show be available in rebroadcast of some form? I have physical therapy at 11 am. If I were able to call in, I would ask what are the chances of winning the SEC in Basketball.
I remember Ainge talking about wanting to have some sort of Dooley debate on air. One avid Dooley supporter and a Grudenite, so to speak, to debate on the status of Dooleys tenure. Is that what you are going on for, Hat?