I got to go with newt. He may be an idiot, but nbaker has a babe for a wife, who is a cancer survivor to boot. Newt brings nothing.
In perhaps the scariest post in the history of message boards - http://www.volnation.com/forum/5483584-post1592.html
baker isn't stupid, he just has no idea how the real world works. Newt sucks. The world would be a better place with him locked in a basement so he can't interact with other people.