Justin Bieber was raped

Statutory Rape? 20-Year-Old Fan Claims 16-Year-Old Justin Bieber Fathered Her Baby | Fox News

He supposedly lost his virginity and knocked up a 20 year old after one of his shows.

 

Wow. Post was wayyyy different than I imagined by the title. Also shocked that Bieber isn't gay.

 

best part "30-second tryst"

 

That article is full of all kinds of win.

As an aside, is there a statute of limitations on statutory rape? If so, either she has the worlds worst legal council, and/or is an idiot with no council.

As an aside to my aside, she may have filed outside the (1) year statute of limitations...

 

Hanging off a shelf in a bathroom is quite romantic. If true, the 30 second price tag may surpass Super Bowl commercial slots.

 

The "I want to feel everything" reason for not wearing a rubber is pretty good too

 

No way he's a virgin. Someone popped his brownie a long time ago.

 

Virgins don't take 20 year olds back stage. He obviously lied.

 

Can this be confirmed by Ryan Seacrest?

 

It will eventually come out that this is untrue, as he has been on hormone therapy for years to stave off puberty.

 

They make such a cute couple.

 

you'd think he could do better

 

Probably could have had his share of gorgeous 16 or 17 year old girls for sure.

 

Those breasts are already a disaster. Imagine what they'll be in 20 more years.

 

He is:

 

You don't like nipples pointing straight down?

 

Uh Ohh...

Justin Bieber will take a DNA test in two weeks when he returns to the United States to prove he is not Mariah Yeater's baby daddy -- and after that, Justin and his team are going after her in court ...

 

Will laugh if it's his

 

Would be so hilarious if it were.

 

Either she had sex with Justin Bieber or she lied about having sex with Justin Bieber. Either way, she's insane.