Pearl is the perfect coach for Auburn. He's a sorry human being that will go to great lengths to show you just what a fine upstanding citizen he is. He white knights for "doing it the right way" then cheats his ass off. The only coach that may better embody a school as a whole is Freeze. Freeze is the perfect coach for Ole Miss. He's been paying for athletes since he was the girl's basketball coach.
So we're the Rockefellers instead of the guy running a meth lab out of his trailer trying to complete with his successful big brother? I'll take it.
Knowing my degree isn't from a school of corrupt goat-****ers is plenty good enough for me to sleep well.
Yes. If you are a youngster, the Auburn hate probably makes no sense to you. Remember 1985 and sending Bo to the sidelines with a "bruised thigh". Never forget!
One of my first vivid football memories was watching the 87 game end up in a 20-20 tie and thinking "I hate these guys". Do wish Johnny had gone for 2 though.
Your degree is from a university whose leadership in the recent past makes Jay Jacobs look supremely competent.
Yeah, because UT has been placed on probation for accreditation under their watch. Tennessee is much more incompetent than the goat-****ers, of course.
I probably give honest goat-****ers a bad name too when I compare them to the goat-****ing university.
Reasonable take, imo. Though I think you might be surprised by the diversity nearby. The property I hunted looked more Cumberland plateau than it did East Alabama.
I know I've said this before either here or VN but I met a guy that played football at Briarcrest and said the players loved him and would do anything for him but that he did some shady stuff.