This is an "I stepped on my [penis], and am trying to back away from the subject" post if I've ever seen one. Good move.
sorry, I will try and keep it more on your level. Bananas are best enjoyed after peeling them. Putting it on one of your flashcards will help you remember.
Was going to do a private warning, but I think it's important for all to see. You're treading on very thin ice with intimations of pedophilia. I will point you to one of the few rules here, own what you post. We've all posted stupid shit before, but until now, I've never seen even the mention of child abuse as a strategy to back down. Attack my views, attack my posts, attack whatever you like, but even abstract suggestions of the nature you've chosen to make will not be tolerated from anyone towards anyone. I strongly suggest you go in a different direction.
Every so often you see a thread title and who started it and it meets every expectation you had for it.