AlumVol and I Will Be Taking The Bar Tomorrow and Wednesday...

For those of you that pray, I think I can speak on behalf of him and say that we'd appreciate all the help we can get.

 

You got it.

Good luck. Just remember this act of kindness and concern if I am caught poaching undersize or over creel limit walleye on Norris Lake.

I also think that some pro bono defense work is in order for my generous actions if ever needed.

You'll do fine, guys.

 

Good luck, I'm glad I don't have to take it

 

Wear a tuxedo. Tuxedo's are good luck. Here's a link: Tuxedo

 

Good luck, you jokers

 

Best of luck, guys!

 

Best of luck fellas.

 

Good luck.

 

Best of luck to both of you

 

No luck required for you two.

I look forward to the early reports that you crushed it, with official confirmation to follow (October?).

If you get in a tight spot, just think, "How would @NYYVOL answer this?" Then, simply formulate your response to the exact opposite direction.

 

Good luck!

 

Just to clarify the title - when you say you are taking the bar together today, you do mean the exam and not that you're hanging out with TennyD for the day, right?

Prayers either way, though.

 

Sweep the leg

 

Hanging with Tenny includes walking around the intersection of Cherry and Magnolia dressed as a woman and sucking an inordinate amount of *****.

That bar exam is looking better and better by the minute.

 

**** no lawyer jokes?

 

I thought I'd wait until their official "we passed" thread to make those.

I've been tempted to say that lots think CPA exam is harder, but to this point have refrained.

Oh.........oops.

 

I thought I'd wait until their official "we passed" thread to make those.

I've been tempted to say that lots think CPA exam is harder, but to this point have refrained.

Oh.........oops.

 

Classic. Mercy is for the weak.

We're working on having less negativity here. The thread suggesting some folks here off themselves because they have a certain viewpoint has inspired me to be a better human being.

 

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up andeverything inside is color-coded."The fourth one said, "I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."Fifth surgeon said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."