Faildozer championship game: Sab -vs- gibbs (OVERTIME)

100% with Jayvols on this.

There's no way Gibbs truly believes even half the shit he spews. Sab, on the other hand, appears to be a genuine, weird-ass, boy stalker. More fail than one can put into words really.

 

In general I've tired not to mix life fail with board fail and keep my voting scrictly board fail.

Sab is the exception to this rule.

He's not done well in life. Let's face it. If anyone needs a mulligan to go back to about age 18, it's probably him. Somewhere deep down, he probably knows this but just doesn't want to admit it. That said he has continually let his board fail affect his life fail and has created a snowball affect so large that there is only one possible way to stop it. Unfortunately, only he holds the power to do so, and because he refuses to do so his life fail has indeed affected his board fail. Because of that, there is only one choice to win the coveted faildozer trophy. That is sab. It's sad, but it is reality. And sadder, by all indication winning this may be his greatest accomplishment in the last 10 years.

Feel for him, help him if you can, but vote for sab.

 

I voted for Gibbs, fake or not, should be crowned champion. Shit, I feel like I'm in the matrix now, what's real?

 

This kicks the shit out of Butler/UConn

 

If Sab isn't the winner, I'm calling this whole tournament a sham.

 

Last Vol even got his vote in.

 

Tie game!

 

I think he's real. He has been a member since 2009. I don't think his love for socialism/fulmerism hit his peak for a year or so after he joined. Don't think he would have waited to start arguments if he was just looking to stir the pot.

Reminds me of goodolerockytop2 or something like that.

 

Is the winner really the loser?

 

Had to break the tie. Sab getting punked by Kimbrow was solid entertainment.

 

wtf

 

Wait, what?

 

Kimbrow supposedly tweeted Sab he was going to UT. Sab ran wild with it on VN, Kimbrow picked Vandy and then laughed at Sab via twitter.

 

Lulz

 

A dream realized, destiny fulfilled...

 

I'm holding out till the last TV timeout for my vote.

 

Not sure which is worse, that or getting called a "serpant in the sand" by a recruit's mom.

 

I just tied this [itch bay] up.

 

Holy Shit! When does it close?

 

11:38 in the morning.