Glue sniffer delirious homer truefan for life thread: LSU edtion.

In Simms we trust.......Matt will throw for 450 yards and 4 TDs...........300 of those yards will be to "White Lightnin"

 

We play them all gentlemen for a reason. Ask Michigan what happens when you under estimate an opponent. there are a lot of if's in the equation, however ...it could happen. we could win.

 

The empty seats will no doubt be because fans are so sure of a win.

 

I hope tickets are cheap. I'm scalping some Saturday afternoon.

 

prolly pick up face value easy

 

Actually I have to edit this.....I just had a dream.....we were playing LSU and down by 14 in the second quarter when all of a sudden out of the tunnel a figure riding a golden horse comes out on the field..............people are wondering who it might be, Peyton, Condredge??? No......its the mother [uck fay]in Ginger Avenger, Nicholas Stevenson!!! The Ginger Avenger saves the day with a 545 yard 7 touchdown (our defense gives up a lot) performance and the good guys win

 

Does Burney Veazey have any eligibility left?

 

Here's what we need: an LSU quarterback controversy. We need Jarret Lee to try and make plays with his feet and Jefferson to try and make plays with his arm. We need seeds of discord sown all over their sideline.

 

One year actually.

 

I'm thinking poison the grass in front of their sidelines so Les will eat them and get sick, have to leave the game, and throw the team into confusion.

 

I can actually see this happening. Bad thing is, Mathieu forces 3 fumbles that he recovers and takes to the house.

Win, LSU.

 

Might get some 12 men on the field calls when one or the other is taken out of the game, Lee may storm the field when he gets pulled.
Start a fire from the inside and watch it burn.

 

We will not give up a touchdown on the opening play this year or have 13 men on the field. Baby steps, people.

 

Its a start. Might need 13 to win tho.

 

I like to think we can do it with 10 while wearing blindfolds

 

Might increase our chances.

 

party pooper

 

Simms channels his Pop and wins out losing a rematch to Bama in the greatest SEC championship game ever played. Luckily we're spared a QB controversy because he's out of eligibility leaving poor Bray with some huge shoes to fill. With that other worldly performance Simms checks in right behind Saint Peyton and Saint Tee in our holy circle of Vol diety.

 

If he doesn't win the SEC championship, he won't be in the holy circle.

 

some good weed being smoked in here...