Glue sniffer delirious homer truefan for life thread: LSU edtion.

Matt is about to repeat his dad's Super Bowl XXI performance. I feel it.

 

I laughed at the OP, Matt Simms and Bray aren't comparable...at all.

 

I know this is the homer thread so I will play along...

Devrin will take one KO/PR to the house.
Simms struggles for the most part but hits Da'Rick on two huge plays, both resulting in scores.
Lane takes a delay for 50 plus yards for another TD.

UT wins 28-27.

 

Marlin Lane introduces himself to the world of college football.

Curt and AJ figure it out (which is possible, LSU doesn't do anything complicated at all, they're going to run and run then throw deep) and become superstars

Da'Rick [itch bay] slaps the honey badger

Vols win 24 - 20

 

Sweet,, I will pray hard for this scenario! Anyone want 3 kids with fevers!