Pet Peeves...

We've all got them, what's yours?


1. People slurping coffee literally make me want to blow their brains out.

 

wearing pants

 

People that scuff their feet when they walk. Pick up your damn feet.

Oh, and people that do not know how to turn left at an intersection.

 

Laziness.

Bad drivers.

My job.

 

No need to keep this thread going after this. The ultimate pet peeve

 

Bassman

 

Quitters.

People in passing lane just a cruisin'

Shitting with a shirt on.

 

Obviously

 

Whining.

 

Ha, when I was little I couldn't stand to have clothes on when I went to the bathroom

 

People who insist on parking face forward, but can't fit in the [dadgum] lines.

 

I can't do it. Can't have a shirt on. O-ring won't release.

 

People who act like holding the elevator is some sort of sacrifice worthy of a Nobel prize. Look douche I can wait the extra 15 seconds. I'll be ok. And no I don't particularly want to run to make elevator either.

 

So THAT's why you go bare chested during captain and first mate games.

 

Another pet peeve is people that tell my secrets. Damn cubs fan.

 

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You want props for a pet peeve that everyone, including his mother, has?

Eh, I'll throw you a bone. **** bass.

 

So few things bring us all together. We need to cherish the ones that do.

 

When people call you and you don't get to it in time, then you immediately call them back several times and they don't answer.

 

45 mph speed limit on a nice 4 lane road - I'm looking at you maynardville