So Dooley won't be giving a press conference, or a "presser" for those who get confused by words with more than two syllables (oops, guess they won't get one either). In lieu of that, just pose the questions you would have liked to see asked here. I will start: ex-Coach Dooley, what historical event or situation best characterizes your tenure here?
I think Nero buring Rome would be the best historical analogy for his tenure. Or maybe France during the French Revolution.
Hey Derek, NYYVol here. No question just a statement. I'm grateful that you no longer are the head coach here. You are the most worthless individual in the history of college football. Take your shit and leave. Oh and go to Hell. Thanks.
