The Sunshine Pumping Josh Heupel Positives Thread

LOL, yeah right. We're [uck fay]ed again.

 

He didn’t do anything to cover up a gang rape, nor does he make a habit of commenting on the “hotness” of his assistants wives, but that’s all I got.
Not being a moral degenerate...

This should be a very short thread.

 

It's not been reported that he raped anybody or tried to or helped cover it up.

 

What the [uck fay] happened? In all seriousness, this doesn’t give me the feelings for White. He should’ve rolled with an interim instead of bringing his buddy.

How are the major boosters feeling about this because this [uck fay]ing bozo isn’t going to lead to a decade of dominance.

 

Beat me to it.

 

nice seeing you again fellow Georgia resident. I’ll be back in 2024.

 

Here, I'll pump it up

 

I got nutten

 

I don't need to wait in line should I wish to perform fellatio on him.

 

How this contract wrote up will be really interesting.

It better heavily favor Tennessee for getting hot and we're basically using him as a fill gap

 

Unless he is paying us, it wont be worth it.

 

I would urge everyone to not fall into the trap of trying to find positives in the situation. We all knew Dooley, Jones, and maybe Pruitt sucked when they were hired. But because we all loved UT football of the past we tried to convince ourselves of something that we knew wasn’t true from the start. This is the same situation.

This is an unhealthy relationship. UT hasn’t cared about us, the fans, for too long. There’s no point in being a fan anymore. I guess I’m fortunate enough that I didn’t go to UT and don’t live in TN anymore so it might be easier for me to divorce the program than a lot of you. I’m not wasting any more of my life on it though. I’d urge everyone else to do the same. It has brought me literally zero joy for so long now.

 

1. Kesling has a 50% chance of mispronouncing his name.

2. Reportedly, people can keep any "aight" apparel. If it exists, I dunno.

3. He has a lisp, so bammers will be bammers making fun of him.

 

Lol! Not going to happen. This is UT

 

Peyton and him can talk about coming in 2nd for the heisman

 

UT is the white SUV to the left... only the rear window is down.

 

I feel better about this hire than those.

Dooley - obvious, Coach Google panic hire.

Butch - got beat by Dooley

Pruitt - bammer and Saban tree precedents and a desperation hire

At least this is a new kind of low.

There's my sunshine pumping post for the day.

 

Ya, you don't hire a guy for a second time and yet favor the school, lol. You're a 2 million dollar genius, giving the same answer that seemingly got you here.

 

If he was that good, Stoops wouldn't have fired him.