The VN Faildozer Tourney selection announcement thread

Somewhere, Billy Packer and Jay Bilas are raging about the inclusion of new blood over legends of idiocy like OrangeSquare and OldVol. Packer: "OldVol was a halfwit and a bigot before half of this field's parents were born." Bilas: "If admitting drinking orange Zima was part of his gameday ritual didn't get OrangeSquare into the field, there's no rhyme or reason to the committee's work."

 

Oh, snap.

 

Biggest rout of the first round. PJ crushes him with the sheer weight of his douchiness.

 

Is midfielder allowed to use the blaker magic phone? If not, this is my pick for a first round shocker.

 

That battle will be so taxing I can't imagine the winner having anything left for the second round.

 

He will attack Bray during warm-ups just to show how serious he is.
The Frat Pack will be on hand just in case the game isn't going as scripted.

 

Lets go live to NTVC Herp Derp stadium for the reaction

 

Shortgame with a not so big upset.

 

I would like to comment on LG's seeding for a moment. Some might think he is seeded quite low for this tourney. Fact is he is resting on his past laurels for the last few years and seems to expect to get one of the top seeds now. He should be glad he is even here.

 

LG should handle cody pretty easily. Unless cody is black, then LG will apologize for the money he makes and concede.

 

Last but not least.


That just leaves The Endzone region to be revealed.

 

Ariel footage of the celebration at gsvol's undisclosed location:



Yes, I believe new paint has been applied. We'll see if he can hoist a banner.

 

Needs more aluminum foil.

 

Aluminum is for Liberals. That there has gold plated paint and the grass is freshly sown seeds.

 

This just in. The committee has voted to have one play in game for the Endzone Region. Voting will start shortly after the rest of the bracket is announced and will go until Sunday night.