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Discussion in 'VOLuminous' started by WM, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. BearCat204

    BearCat204 Chieftain

    Im proud of you 7th...this is great work
     
  2. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    Just. [uck fay]ing. Epic.

     
  3. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Looks like the UTAD needs some counterintelligence operatives:

    Question: Anyone else get the impression that we have a mole in the UTAD?


    Call up QP. He's an ace at military strategery.
     
  4. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Now, apparently only those that hate America and the troops (5% of all Vol fans) voice displeasure about the UT Football program.

    To Our Players:
    I think this guy might have a little Sabanocchio in him...
     
  5. GoVols2003

    GoVols2003 Contributor

    MHF making a run today with his thread titled "Get a Grip"

    Here is a fun little excerpt

     
  6. SetVol13

    SetVol13 Contributor

    Yeah, let's not go out and hire a experienced coach because he is wealthy. I wonder if MHF even reads what he writes.
     
  7. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    he's got a point. that multi millionare nick saban sure sucks balls at alabama.
     
  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Wilcox and Sirmon are broke, guys. Living hand-to-mouth. That is what gives them a "fire-in-the-belly." This digestional discomfort leads to better coaching.

    MHF laying down TRUTH.
     
  9. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Are those two things both required, or can someone hate America but love the players, and still be in the 95%?

    Further, why does all of the military support UT players? You'd think one or two of the Ag officers would support the Aggies, and not care about UT...
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Do half of the response start out like: "My dad served in Vietnam, so I know about sacrifice."
     
  11. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    You are questioning things. You obviously hate America.
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2011
  12. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Seriously. Could we please purge this place of the communists.
     
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Agreed. All these dang Commies need to quit thinking for themselves and follow the company line. What are they thinking asking questions? The institution is supposed to think for us all.....
     
  14. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Bama, UF, AU, and LSU winning titles is good for UT.
     
  15. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    My dad served 20 years in the military, so I know about 22 cent M&M's at the commissary. Truth.
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    sec! Sec! Sec!........
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2011
  17. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I thought he was saying that 95% of the military support our players. Neither way makes much sense, but both are equally wrong.

    I don't know how many times this year I thought, "You know, I bet we can't run the ball because our coaches are too rich."
     
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I probably messed it up, but my excuse is that after reading that asinine drivel, my brain melted.
     
  19. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Yeah. Like it's an honor to say we got shit-kicked by the last 5-6 national champions. I find very little solace in being able to say that.
     
  20. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I think you did fine. It is pretty hard to mess up crap.
     

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