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    Quote Originally Posted by ben4vols View Post
    This could be interesring, since I am the biggest whack job. What is everyone's opinion of the whackiest thing I have put forth or said?
    I seem to remember you embracing some 9/11 stuff, which I regard as the craziest of all crazy conspiracies, right next to the Sandy Hook theories

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unimane View Post
    I seem to remember you embracing some 9/11 stuff, which I regard as the craziest of all crazy conspiracies, right next to the Sandy Hook theories
    9/11 was an inside job, no doubt in my mind, nor should it be in anyone elses. All proof points to it being an inside job, nothing else. Sandy Hook I have never thought was anything more than it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben4vols View Post
    9/11 was an inside job, no doubt in my mind, nor should it be in anyone elses. All proof points to it being an inside job, nothing else. Sandy Hook I have never thought was anything more than it was.

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    9/11 as an inside job is the ultimate litmus test for utterly foolish conspiracy theories. The amount of nonsense one must believe to have occurred in order to pull it off is beyond the realm of common sense. Just for starters, one has to believe, in a government with multiple whistle blowers and leakers of information, that no one revealed a plot to kill thousands of Americans, topple two buildings and destroy part of the Pentagon. It just goes from there.

    So, yes, you have the King of Whack Job ideas on your side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unimane View Post
    9/11 as an inside job is the ultimate litmus test for utterly foolish conspiracy theories. The amount of nonsense one must believe to have occurred in order to pull it off is beyond the realm of common sense. Just for starters, one has to believe, in a government with multiple whistle blowers and leakers of information, that no one revealed a plot to kill thousands of Americans, topple two buildings and destroy part of the Pentagon. It just goes from there.

    So, yes, you have the King of Whack Job ideas on your side.
    Or that a government that can't figure out health care pulled off a huge conspiracy

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    There is literally no way the government pulled off 9/11 and anybody who says otherwise is immediately dismissed and labeled a stooge in my book, forever and always.

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    That's just what they want you to think!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unimane View Post
    9/11 as an inside job is the ultimate litmus test for utterly foolish conspiracy theories. The amount of nonsense one must believe to have occurred in order to pull it off is beyond the realm of common sense. Just for starters, one has to believe, in a government with multiple whistle blowers and leakers of information, that no one revealed a plot to kill thousands of Americans, topple two buildings and destroy part of the Pentagon. It just goes from there.

    So, yes, you have the King of Whack Job ideas on your side.
    Years spent on JFK, I have little stomach for conspiracy theories. I've never even so much as blinked about 9/11, and don't even know what their conspiratorial claims could possibly contain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben4vols View Post
    9/11 was an inside job, no doubt in my mind, nor should it be in anyone elses. All proof points to it being an inside job, nothing else. Sandy Hook I have never thought was anything more than it was.

    Next.
    What are your thoughts on the holocaust, Ben?

    Let's light this candle.

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    Did Armstrong walk on the moon?
    Drain the Hill!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A-Smith View Post
    Did Armstrong walk on the moon?
    Walked plumb off it.
    Fire them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenacious D View Post
    What are your thoughts on the holocaust, Ben?

    Let's light this candle.
    Went to school with a girl whose dad was a holocaust denier. Strange bird, obviously. Not a racist or anti-semite, mind you, he was just convinced it didn't happen.

    Never really inquired beyond that.

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    I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, but the whole "do you really think our dumbass gov't could pull that off" thing has never really resonated with me. Hypothetically speaking, that kind of thing is pulled off by some small shadow faction, it's not like an army of bureaucratic types would know about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockyHillVol View Post
    I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, but the whole "do you really think our dumbass gov't could pull that off" thing has never really resonated with me. Hypothetically speaking, that kind of thing is pulled off by some small shadow faction, it's not like an army of bureaucratic types would know about it.
    I have never thought there was anything particularly ingenious about 9-11. People just say that because they want the cause to somehow be commensurate with the effect. Same thing with JFK.
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    Going to need roswell/area 51 thoughts too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenacious D View Post
    Years spent on JFK, I have little stomach for conspiracy theories. I've never even so much as blinked about 9/11, and don't even know what their conspiratorial claims could possibly contain.
    Favorite JFK conspiracy theory?

    Gimme one that is so far it there even Ben wouldn't believe it. And the most believable one.

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    I think he believes pizza gate, which is pretty unbelievable if you live in dc. Would be like accusing the mellow mushroom on the strip of human trafficking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unimane View Post
    9/11 as an inside job is the ultimate litmus test for utterly foolish conspiracy theories. The amount of nonsense one must believe to have occurred in order to pull it off is beyond the realm of common sense. Just for starters, one has to believe, in a government with multiple whistle blowers and leakers of information, that no one revealed a plot to kill thousands of Americans, topple two buildings and destroy part of the Pentagon. It just goes from there.

    So, yes, you have the King of Whack Job ideas on your side.
    In fairness I do believe the plane in VA was shot down.
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    Is the govt turning people gay using chemical warfare like Alex Jones advocates?
    Shut up and coach.

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    Is my microwave watching me?
    Shut up and coach.

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    Did we all really just swallow the blue pill?
    Shut up and coach.

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    Is the Hadron Collider being used to open a portal to Hell?
    Shut up and coach.

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    Was Steve Bannon dissolving bodies in his acid coated hot tub, and has he committed voter fraud by voting in non-resident states?
    Shut up and coach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenacious D View Post
    What are your thoughts on the holocaust, Ben?

    Let's light this candle.
    It happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A-Smith View Post
    Did Armstrong walk on the moon?
    I have never seen enough evidence to convince me otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IP View Post
    I think he believes pizza gate, which is pretty unbelievable if you live in dc. Would be like accusing the mellow mushroom on the strip of human trafficking
    Pizza gate itself, no don't believe it. Sick child trafficking rings in DC with govt connections? Sadly highly probable.

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