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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    If I am going weird, I am going with the 100% solar chargeable Aptera.

    Up to 1,000 miles on a full charge, can go to 60 in 3.5 seconds and tops out over 100 mph. You can also plug it in to charge, as the solar charge returns you about 40 or so miles per day. So you wouldn't need to charge it if your commute is only 20 some miles.

    https://aptera.us/
     
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  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    They are extremely nice people everywhere we've gone.
     
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  3. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

  4. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Just on looks alone, I can’t take it seriously.
     
  5. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

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  6. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Booooooooo. It looks like an airplane on wheels, and the wheels mostly make it look like it is hovering.
     
  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Oh ya, that small storage in the back is perfect for an inflatable life partner and you're gonna need that.

    I would drive it though. It is better for me to drive my almost equally unsexy 2014 Chevy sonic until it explodes, but my next car will not have a combustion engine and will leave normal women dessicated and frigid. But the granola and patchouli ladies will swoon. The hairier the pit, the bigger the hit.
     
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Love it. Does it come in VW Woodstock colors?

    And this one is more likely to withstand the 100% probability of being hit by another vehicle while driving in Memphis.
     
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  9. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I like this one too. I don’t know why.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    That boxy body, with a round windshield and flat face reminds me of something, from a more innocent time.
     
  11. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I would definitely drive it to early Aughts bonnaroo.
     
  12. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    They're making a pickup, too! If they avoid bankruptcy.
     
  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    both of those are awful
     
  14. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    My good man, where is your taste?
     
  15. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    It has a permanent reservation at the Hard Rock in Milan.
     
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  16. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    As far as I know there isn’t one there. Sabatini is where I usually go in Milan. I recommend the ossobuco e risotto milanese
    https://www.ristorantesabatini.com/
     
  17. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    So, my oldest son is getting to the stage where his room is his and he can do with it as he pleases and that all of his stuff is his and he can do whatever he wants with his stuff. Last night, he was being a little shit and my wife pointed out to him that, in fact, the room he sleeps in is ours since we may the mortgage. He proceeded to tell her that "dad probably makes more than you (I do) so really it's all his". Good times.
     
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  18. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Ah, yes. Amazing how the pubescent mind works.
     
  19. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    I'm missing out on so much. So, so much.
     
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  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    One day he will get old enough to understand the precious commodity she leverages to own you, and see that it is really all hers.
     

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