I am very certain that I have a first amendment right to tell offended people that they are wrong about breakfast tacos. I am not telling them how to react, I am reacting by continuing the breakfast taco discourse regardless of their feelings. God bless America.
Ya, I can't believe how these descendants of Spanish conquistadors and colonists have appropriated Olmec culture. Aaaannnnd my political career would be dead. 100% factual, but would be dead.
I apologize, this community is less unique than the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio. Is that what you want to hear? Don't like that either, huh? Why don't you all get together and figure out what food you are, while I enjoy some more of these amazing tacos. Take your time, I'll just make my way through this diverse selection.
What if I said I’ve had two of thr…wait, what? Oh. Move along, nothing to see here. I kid. Or do I? I do. Unless I don’t. No. I do. Maybe.
Snorting a line off a hooker's ass while devouring a breakfast taco would be the ultimate power move. Can I do a burrito instead of a taco though? *scribbles down on bucket list.