OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    Speechless.
     
  2. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Anal Rail Gun should be a punk band
     
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  3. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    i rectum it’s gotta be
     
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Looks like a piston from a 1981 Ford
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    100% silicone is clearly referring to the material in contact with the person. I don't think it is reasonable to claim the company was dishonest. It would clearly be too heavy and solid to only be silicone and I am confident that no reasonable person would wear it going into an MRI. In fact, I bet the person received instructions at the hospital to remove all effects.
     
  6. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    I don't know, not seeing the packaging I can't say if the 100% silicon interpretation was reasonable or not. But yeah, who the hell wears a butt plug to an MRI?
     
  7. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    18 carpenter bees in the cb catcher. Another 5 taken out by nifty work with a rake and a few more with my hat. Also possibly hurt my shoulder with a hard hat swing whiff
     
  8. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    C'mon people, this is the American public we're dealing with. Why are you so shocked?
     
  9. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    Scheduled my first professional head shave this Saturday. Been safety-razoring for years, but got a gift card for my birthday. I'll probably love it, which will be a problem as I have trouble justifying the expense.
     
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  10. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I wouldn't have thought that personally, but I'm far from a SME on sex toys. Are you sure you're not just benefitting from hindsight in this case?
     
  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Maybe. I should attend to this speck in my eye before concerning myself with the piston lodged up his brown eye.
     
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  12. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Just heard about a patient in Baltimore who had a Lebron figurine stuck for 2 years
     
  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Jordan would have made it 4
     
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  14. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

  15. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    To make it even worse, the first flight had already happened.
     
  16. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    He went in to have it wedged in there further.
     
  17. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I think the context is that several people were trying and failing in Europe, with a lot of hype around their attempts.
     
  18. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Not to get all three year letterman on everybody but I can’t think of one thing Europe does better than America
     
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  19. HCKevinSteele

    HCKevinSteele Well-Known Member

    Taking to the streets and lighting shit on fire when the government tries to mess with vacation time or retirement benefits.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

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