Just committed to Tennessee. 3* on most sites. Offers from tOSU, Michigan State, Boise State and Iowa.
Except not. Ask MSU and OSU - I could be wrong about Iowa - but who cares... its Iowa. All that matters is that he's from Texas and no offers there.
Funny thing is you made the wrong choice of schools to troll with. If Narduzzi offered this kid he can play.