The Aaron Rodgers can do no wrong thread

Discussion in 'Cal Bears' started by The Dooz, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Feel free to discuss how much better he is than every other human being at doing every single thing, in this thread.
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2014
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I love my girlfriend and have always been with women... but I'd suck him if he asked and bought me something nice.
     
  3. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Also, I would sincerely rate Aaron Rodgers as more moral than Mother Theresa or Gandhi.
     
  4. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    Looking forward to this thread when he beats peyton for nfl mvp this year.
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    You bastard.
     
  6. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    The reason his secret is safe is even his closet loves him greatly and didn't want to see him leave. He's just that damn dreamy.
     
  7. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

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  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    He helped save me money on insurance. True(ish) story.
     
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Oh c'mon, look at the Adam's apple.
     
  10. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Adam's apple ass.

    Look at the moose knuckle on that "chick."
     
  11. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    She's giggling because his breath tastes like penis.
     
  12. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    call me gay then because I'd go "balls deep."
     
  13. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    That and they're Eskimo siblings. That dirty, dirty bastage.
     
  14. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    P.Y.H.
     
  15. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Aaron likes him some spicey sausage

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  16. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Dude, everybody know when Rodgers wins the MVP, he gets two trophies.
     
  17. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I think you mean he'll get a super bowl ring too.
     
  18. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    seems like the right place to put this:

    http://mmqb.si.com/2014/08/12/aaron-rodgers-packers-hot-yoga-mailbag/

    His career quarterback rating (104.9) is the best ever, 7.7 points higher than Peyton Manning’s. His interceptions percentage—1.8 picks per 100 throws—is the lowest of any active passer. His yards per attempt, 8.2, is the best of any quarterback playing. Only Drew Brees (65.9 percent) has a better completion rate, and that’s just by a smidge—Rodgers’ is 65.8 percent.
     
  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Rodgers is my fantasy QB. I'm coming in here and raising hell if he isn't outperforming Manning.
     
  20. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    lacy is going to get a lot of redzone carries, but he'll be fine.
     

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