It's a process I Like raising your children. Its like, changing the oil in your car, but you have no oil or filter Its like, planting a seed, only to have a drought and you try to water, but your hose has a hole in it and the ACE hardware store us closed because the economy is bad Its like mowing grass except with scissors and they are dull and bent, so you have to chew the grass
And sexual dysfunction. Before Dooley, NYY was just a normal married guy who might occasionally stop at a Pilot Travel Station for a Slim Jim. Now he stops by 3 times a day for Big Jim. And Fat Andre. And Skinny Steve. And whoever else taps their foot in the back stall.