We need a bacon explosion. Although I am not sure that the bacon explosion is the best thing to eat before sitting in a stadium with 100000 other people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion Just in case anyone is left that doesn't know what this glorious dish is.
It's unbelievably easy to make. I also recommend using hot sausage, not necessarily italian. You can mix it up a little, even add cheese if you want.
I don't think there's any chance we just pound them into submission like Rocco Siffreddi to a handful of smoking hot italian 18 year olds. But 31-14 or something exists inside the ambit of the possible, imho, and would be a nice statement if not a repeated, deeply-penetrating, jackhammering.