Start a kick starter. You could have billboards all over town. Hell, put one in front of Butch's finely crafted mailbox.
Here's the Knoxville information for Lamar. They are the billboard people. Office Information 10311 Deerborn Lane Knoxville, TN 37932 Phone: (865) 546-5011 Toll-Free: (800) 283-5011 Fax: (865) 637-4603
Here's the address Fired Football Coaches of America Office ยท Village of Tampa 15511 N Florida Ave, Tampa, FL 33613, United States
You can get what they call "Signboards" which are smaller boards closer to the ground and usually found in city limits for less money.