Worst case scenario

My friend and I were talking about this the other day:

What if Saban took an NFL job and gruden took the bama job? I think I would stop watching college football

 

I'd flip the **** out

 

I think many here would become atheist and I'd go ahead and make the jump to satanist.

 

Decommit from the Christian faith? Maybe.

 

I'd laugh for days at how much Butch gets it and will obviously out coach Gruden.

 

Wouldn't change anything for me. Already in hell.

 

Dabo Swinney will be the next coach of Alabama.

 

I might become Satan myself.

If he took the lsu job, I'd probably just join the wife in who I cheer for.

 

There are levels.

 

I would assume the role of Satan's enforcer because Gruden to Bama would assure me that I was officialy in Hell!

 

You would have to be dumb as dog shit to follow saban at alabama

 

That's just unnatural. What the hell where you guys doing, drinking or overdosing on?