I ended up get a manicure and a pedicure! Who do I need to turn my MAN CARD into? Although I have to admit them pedicures ain't all that bad!!!!
I'm pretty sure your man card just spontaneously combusted, so you only need to sweep up the ashes of maleness and you should be good to go.
Well I did take one for the home team here! So if any of your wives or girlfriends suggest this, tell them I've already done it for you!
I get pedicures once to twice a month, its actually pretty pleasant having an Asian chick rub my feet.
Rodney gives his take on things such as massages and the like ha ha. Rodney Carrington Stand Up Comedy Live 1 - YouTube
I'm receptive to an Asian foot rub, but just seems like it'd be an awful letdown when it doesn't lead to sex. Honestly, if it were legal, and the pedicure crescendoed to a blowjob, I'd get two or three a week.