Deep Thoughts and other musings from Randy

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by rbroyles, May 4, 2016.

  1. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    I mowed the yard today and was having a beer as a reward deep in thought when my wife came by and asked what was I thinking about. I said having another beer, but I actually was thinking of something else, but I didn't really want to get into a debate with her.

    What I was thinking about is the age old debate of is a woman giving birth more painful than a man getting kicked in the balls? After another beer's worth of intellectual musing, I came to the conclusion that getting kicked in the balls is more painful. My rationale? I have often heard a woman say I would like to have another child, but never have I heard a man say, "I think I would like to get kicked in the balls again".
     
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Deep Thoughts with Randy
     
  3. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    The beauty of clean logic.
     
  4. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I've actually told my wife this. It went over about as well as you'd expect.
     
  5. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I think we need a dedicated thread
     
  6. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    In 1874 the athletic "cup" was first used in hockey. Hockey began using helmets in 1974. Want to tell me again about the little head not controlling the big head?
     
  7. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    This is probably the best thread ever just after 5 posts
     
  8. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    I would refer you to the part of my OP where I avoided doing such a dumbass, though typically male thing. One of the few if not only good things about growing old is learning the hard way enough times that it finally takes.
     
  9. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I know better than to say it, but I enjoy seeing how worked up I can get my wife.
     
  10. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    So much wisdom here.

    Sent from my HTC One M9 using Tapatalk
     
  11. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Paybacks are hell, and women never ever forget.
     
  12. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Makes good sense to me.
     
  13. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    1944: 18 year old soldiers storm Omaha beach facing almost certain death.

    2016: 18 year old students fear Donald Trumps campaign rhetoric will result in them being gunned down.

    I suspect these students got participation trophies all their lives.
     
  14. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    And didn't keep score when they played sports
     
  15. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Is that a thing now? If so we're gonna have to draw a line between regular millenials and this new breed.

    Also: What are we calling kids born after 2000? I'm sure they are way worse.
     
  16. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Shitheads
     
  17. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

  18. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Zitheads
     
  19. ole_orange

    ole_orange Board Simp

    Imagine pissing out a baseball. That's what I imagine giving birth would feel like. Still though a square kick to the nuts knows no fury. Our catcher in high school went down to block a wild pitch and it took a freaky hop and bounced under his cup and hit him square in the balls. He was writhing on the ground for 20 minutes and I still have nightmares for him about hearing that sound.
     
  20. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    My kids were in a league that didn't when they were 5-7 or so. It was okay. We did it for them.
     

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