#FireColbert

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by GahLee, May 7, 2017.

  1. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Get off his lawn.
     
  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    At which point VolDad turns Full Metal Jacket off, due to its lack of comedic value, and generally vulgarity.
     
  3. ptclaus98

    ptclaus98 Contributor

    Oh no! They're being hypocritical! You need a safe space to recover from this tragedy?
     
  4. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Please share your source.

    What does the saying "Go suck an egg" mean?

    It's a roundabout insult to someone by comparing them to a dog. In the 19th century, at least in America and possibly in Britain, sucking eggs is what dogs were reputed to do on the sly. When you have a hunting dog and he finds a bird's nest, he's supposed to just point and not damage anything. Some dogs with "soft mouths" were even capable of picking up an egg in their mouth and bringing it to their master undamaged. A dog who considered his appetite over his master's will was considered a bad dog and would likely be verbally scorned as "bastard" if male or "[itch bay]" if female. This carried over into human references, so one would say to someone who was annoying you "Oh, go suck an egg" as an implication that that person was no more useful than a bad dog who would suck the "meat" out of an eggshell.

    https://www.quora.com/What-does-the-saying-Go-suck-an-egg-mean
     
  5. ptclaus98

    ptclaus98 Contributor

  6. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator


    A lefty commenting about safe spaces. How precious.

    Go Suck a D*ck!

    Enjoy the Laugh!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 10, 2017
  7. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I provided my source. In Spanish, and in modern entertainment.

    Your usage is outdated.
     
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Close. An exaggerated **** off would be the most common usage here.

    Talking about NYY sucking off a guy named [penis] would be the more 8th approved version of the joke. I imagine you've seen that one before?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 10, 2017
  9. JudgmentVol

    JudgmentVol Chieftain

    He thought NYY jokes were serious. After all, nobody's made a [penis] joke before.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Anyone who has ever made one is vulgar and should be fired from the 8th. Nasty 8thers.
     
  11. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Straw Man.
     
  12. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Suck a straw d*ck.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 10, 2017
  13. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    My point all along has been that liberals can get away saying things like this and a conservative couldn't.
     
  14. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    And why is there not a market for it?
     
  15. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Chanting "you suck" at a hockey game and calling the President a [penis] sucker on national tv isn't really comparable.
     
  16. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I like how you come in to the thread and turn the douche dial all the way up. Nobody is crying a river man. This is a discussion, try taking part.
     
  17. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Yikes
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 10, 2017
  18. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    If more fun just watching you and VolDad melt your [breasts] off over a stupid joke.
     
  19. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    It is if your argument is that nobody says something similar in a jocular manner.
     
  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    For this very reason.
     

Share This Page