Jessica Simpson

Did she eat Christina Aguilera?

 

And Oprah?

 

That girl took the ability to pig out during pregnancy way too far.

 

I would.

 

Her fiancee is the loser here

 

Is this for real?

 

VolDad's choice of pictures is interesting here given the trajectory of Catherine Bach's career. Google if you need help with this one.

 

She's 8 months preggers.

 

But seriously there better be like eight kids and a strip mall in there.

 

Solid. Didn't even have to google.

 

She tweeted this a while back:

"I just had a dream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles!"

And some fried mayonnaise balls, too, from the looks of it.

Link: http://m.usmag.com/?redirurl=/celeb...-top-7-tmi-quotes-about-her-pregnancy-2012303

 

wouldn't even have to pull out either.

 

Like I said earlier, the victim in this is her fiancee.

 

One night he'll figure out that he's been wailing away at a fold for 20 minutes, and his life will never be as good again.

 

PMS ain't got shit on a hormonal pregnant woman. My wife would start crying when I just looked at her.

 

What's this pulling out thing you speak of?

 

I think it's just an urban legend.

 

Just have to hope she gets on a diet and exercise kick as soon as that baby pops out. I'd have that Sout Beach Diet membership already lined up and the personal trainer on standby. Shit, I might have her doing crunches during the delivery.

 

Wonder how much she weighs