It's Dollywood time. Funnel cakes and steam engines. It's the simple things in life that make me happy.
Not true. Of course I'll have the married man with two kids and miniscule penis demographic locked up today.
BTW, I'm a bit disappointed, NY. Your tradition is a bit underwhelming. My favorite ETN tradition is doing moonshine shots from a shot glass taken without the use of hands from a hooker's ample cleavage. Fun times.
Thought about going to Dollywood yesterday to ride the new coaster until I realized that it was going to cost $3,429 and a kidney per person. They can go [uck fay] themselves. Not sure if it is still like this, but a couple of years ago you could get a season pass to Six Flags for less than a day pass to Dollywood.
We get a free ticket to the Christmas season so one of those nights we upgrade and it saves a ton. Also, the new ride is legit.
Funnel cakes, wife beaters, jorts, mullets, fu manchu's and American Eagle tattoos; does it get any better?