France Planning on Destroying Themselves With Socialism

That's hilarious.

 

They probably should start kidnapping other countries' millionaires. Gonna take a lot of them.

 

We're not. Luckily, our wealthy are also good at promising doom for lack of votes. That'll keep us serfs in line.

 

Why does the French Navy have glass-bottom boats? So they can see the old French navy! (rimshot)

 

My first boss told me that joke and I've never forgotten it.

 

I like how even in today's world of kid gloves and PC BS the French are still 100% fair game for some reason.

 

They're white, former imperialists, had every advantage geopolitically, and suck economically and militarily. Yet they're culturally snobby. They're begging for it.

 

Why did France plant trees along the Champs-Elysees?

So the Germans could march in the shade.

 

yup and judging by my recent travels they truly believe that america is why this is happening.

 

I'm also enjoying the liberal argument that these elections show that austerity doesn't work. no. it shows it's politically unpopular.

 

The only three groups that you can still make fun of without repercussion:

1. French
2. Whites (particularly poor and/or uneducated)
3. Christians

 

I feel like short people catch a lot shit, too.

 

Poor white christians. They have it so tough.

 

Don't think poor white aetheists are sweating it too bad, either.

 

And fat people. We say we are happy when they get their life together and lose 200 pounds, but we're really not.

 

I dunno. You can get some serious backlash of making fun of a fatty.

 

You can make fun of anybody if it's funny, as Paul Mooney says. Daniel Tosh does it all the time. You just have to figure out how to include people in on the joke or be irreverent.

 

Exhibit QQ.

Thanks, IP.

 

I'm not even going to list the groups who disagree with this.

But there are several.

 

What are the odds of the EU eventually falling apart?