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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Yeah, with a bullet.
     
  2. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    NYY could have probably sucked the crystals out. Probably wouldn't have even charged if you'd let him keep the crystals.
     
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  3. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Midday update, his urethra has a deformity and needs surgery. The wife is crying. I'm about to burst a brain vessel
     
  4. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Everyone knows NYY doesn’t [uck fay] with [ussy pay]. Even if it has a [penis].
     
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  5. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    2k to clear the piss tube for a cat.


    They saw easy money when you walked in didn't they.
     
  6. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    you knock it out, thread a metal tube into its urethra and flush stuff out. then sew a temporary catheter in. you have to cut open the bladder if the stones are too big to flush.

    pretty primitive, but I assume it is similar with people.
     
  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    hold up. a deformity? how old is this cat? did they perforate the urethra with the tube?
     
  8. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    I would have done it for 200 bucks. I watched how that doctor did it on Deadwood.

    guarded condition on the outcome though.
     
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  9. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    My question exactly. I have no idea how old though.
     
  10. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    That's the procedure she explained
     
  11. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Wait, what? $2k to flush a cat’s pisser?

    Weird flex, but ok. Can’t hide money.
     
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  12. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    You better spend whatever it takes man, before Ocho shows up with this replacement:

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    Live Mr. Pickles! LIVE!
     
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  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    The thing is that I'm basically picturing this as a Modern Family episode.
     
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  14. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Laughed
     
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  15. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Can't make this shit up
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I think you should go get yourself a Barcalounger now. You have earned it.
     
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  17. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Time for a mercy killing, imo.

    Then you can deal with the cat.
     
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  18. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Can't afford one
     
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  19. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Did you check under your bed?
     
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  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Ocho doesn't sleep under the bed. He sleeps in the bed.
     

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