If you could ask Coach Dooley a question, what would it be?

I'll hang up and listen! VFL

 

Did the reaction to the UK loss surprise you?

 

What is your area of expertise?

 

If we can't judge you on wins and loses; what can we judge you on?

 

Do you have a plan or strategy other than introducing yourself and adding emphasis on your last name?

 

Does your staff know that making first downs and moving down the field four to five yards a play is acceptable?

Chaney needs to stop trying to hit home runs every offensive series, and learn how to play call a drive.

 

How is the team's hygiene.

 

What on your resume makes you qualified to be the HC at The University of Tennessee?

 

Is it odd breast feeding at your age?

 

What Saban's shit tastes like?

 

Why do your players seem to not respond to you?

 

Be honest, you're making this whole head coach shit up as you go, right?

 

Are you finding the price you paid at that crossroads outside Ruston to be the head coach at a major football program quite steep?

 

Is your wife lonely, now that you spend all your time screwing Tennessee?

 

Congrats, you win. Well done.

 

How often do you long to be back nestled safely, suckling at Saban's teet?

 

Did your parents have any children who lived?

 

Awesome

 

Ever think of giving that lawyering gig a second look?

 

U-Haul or Budget?