2019/2020/Triennial Coaching Search Thread

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by CardinalVol, Aug 31, 2019.

  1. Butthole

    Butthole Chieftain

  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    No [uck fay]ING GUMPS NEED APPLY.

    TAKE YOUR CRAYON DRAWN RESUME AND GET THE [uck fay] OUT OF HERE.
     
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  3. doolmeonce

    doolmeonce Member

    Please change thread title to 2019...
     
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  4. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    I’m at Urban Meyer or [uck fay] it.
     
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  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Throw half the ad budget at Bob Stoops.
     
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  6. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    You’ve got to have a line. You don’t have to have a saint but he ain’t worth it.
     
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  7. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    [uck fay] Urban. I'd call Bob tho
     
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  8. 2Maggitt2Quit

    2Maggitt2Quit Chieftain

    He's lobbying for the job on Fox.

    Not really, but I'm delusional.

     
  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Urban might as well just say I want the job.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Better?
     
  11. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    He is saying exactly that.
     
  12. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Damn that is interesting. Worth selling your soul for?
     
  13. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    I would hate it so much. He wins. He's a scumbag. Not just a run of the mill scumbag, but the worst of the worst.
     
  14. OneForVol

    OneForVol Well-Known Member

    I will sign my soul away at this point for Urban. Yesterday - no. Today - yes.
     
  15. TennTradition

    TennTradition Super Moderator

    We are the program he’d end up hanging with the death penalty. Mark it down.
     
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  16. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    How do you kill what has no life?
     
  17. cpninja

    cpninja Member

    Would be a mercy killing
     
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  18. TennTradition

    TennTradition Super Moderator

    Give me the liberty bowl or give me ... ah [uck fay] it, just shoot me
     
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  19. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    What is dead may never die.
     
  20. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I hope Urban comes here just so he can fall into the vortex of suck that is Tennessee football and I get to watch his smarmy ass suffer through a few 4-5 win seasons. Then I hope his [uck fay]ing plane crashes into the side of a mountain on the way to his next job.
     
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