Random college football thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by zero-sum, May 9, 2015.

  1. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    You know, I was going to say something sassy (but that now makes me gay) and laugh at you.

    Instead, I am going to offer you my condolences on the death of your team. May the football gods have mercy on your soul.
     
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  2. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I’m laughing. Don’t care.
     
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  3. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i'm already getting push back from people that he can't be as much of an asshole as i said he is if wilcox is going to hire him. this will be fun at least. thankfully i don't think it's actually going to happen.
     
  4. cpninja

    cpninja Member

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  5. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Why the hell would wilcox do that
     
  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    If it were me, I would hire him just to fire him. It would be fun.
     
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  7. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    Fire him for something obscure, too, like the garbage can was not properly positioned in relation to the filing cabinets in his office and couldn't effectively establish correct bathroom use policy.
     
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  8. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    he apparently respects his organizational skills
     
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    poor hygiene.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Dooley interacting with the dirty hippies at Cal. That'll be good.
     
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  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    "That is not how you tie-dye a shirt. Twist it the other way and put 3, not 2, not 4, but 3 knots in it."
     
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  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    "Son do you not know the poor hygiene you have when you are living in a tree?"
     
  13. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    "And there was Rommel, watching as the ANTIFA opened our doors and created opportunity no where."
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    now don't climb that tree. that tree has some dead limbs. window makers. gotta climb these ones. But watch for the bark chafing your thighs. Gotta work those thighs right.
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    "That's not how you fix tofu. Let me tell you how to fix tofu."
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    "You call those dreadlocks? Twist them this way."
     
  17. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    I think Dooley is actually smart but just blind to his shortcomings.

    Crazy we followed that with butch. Who wasn’t too far away from eating crayons
     
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  18. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Beano on Basilio's show has always said (it mostly pertained to basketball because for a time we made more changes there) that we generally hire the polar opposite (in a lot of ways) of who we just had previously
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I laughed more than I should at that last sentence.
     
  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Dooley is an extremely intelligent guy, but he's a [uck fay]ing ass hole.

    Butch's IQ isn't above room temperature
     

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