Sab is an Idiot Thread

What exactly is a `Porn Poet`?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unzip my pants
Now my [penis] is in you

God damn filters. Adding a syllable there completely destroys my rhyme scheme.

 

ya, this filter doesnt even respect iambic [uck fay]ing pentameter. I think Indy has sent some PM's about it.

 

World's first science nerd with a 1.2 GPA in high school science classes.

 

I doubt anyone that claims they are "deep thinker". I honestly feel sorry for the guy.

 

Feeling sorry for him isn't going to progress this nation in a positive direction

 

Only 300 tweets a day can do that. Bless you, Sab.

 

that poem. That is a cry for help.

 

wait, what? There's a poem?

Nevermind, just had to scroll down a bit

 

How dare you trash his art.

 

Yeah he wouldn't be living like he's going to live forever if he was a deep thinker

 

here's a rule of thumb: if it includes the word "fart," it probably isn't art.

 

Looks like we have another aspiring poet on the board.

 

U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!

 

LLOL

 

Just because I'm curious and a deep thinker, I googled "fart art". Wasn't disappointed...



https://metro.co.uk/2014/10/20/fart-art-is-a-very-real-thing-4913237/

 

I fart in your general direction!

 

That explains the storms.

 

well, I stand corrected. I think?

 

Breathtaking.

 

That stinks