Butch's Resume

ALSO IT SEEMS BRADY HOKE HELPED WITH THE RESUME. ONLY ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS AND I HAVE SEEN A FEW FOR VERY DIFFERENT PLACES.

 

What does 'Highest Graduation Rates and GPA at all Three Programs" mean? As compared to what?

And, three consecutive winning seasons for the first time in 20 years? Lie.

 

I can't believe we paid this man so much money and trusted him with the program. If he wasn't in coaching, what would he do?

 

Politics.

 

Be a $35k/year intern?

 

You guys just trying to ruin my afternoon? I mean if I literally saw the [uck fay]er in public i'd want to punch him.

 

My wife knows where I hide bail money on the chance I ever see Butch in public

 

Just make sure you do it east of Crossville. In Nashville I imagine he is somewhat a folk hero.

 

Same

 

Notable players coaches: Kahlil McKenzie.

Coached him from a top five player in the country right into the XFL.

 

I notice he didn’t mention Jalen Hurd.

 

I still can't wrap my brain around what this was supposed to mean. There is no way that this makes any sense.

 

Not true

 

That’s good stuff, I wish it were real. Shame there’s no champions of life dig.

Someone should FIOA the university to see what he submitted to Hart.

 

Mother[uck fay] Butch Jones. This asshole almost destroyed my Tennessee Volunteers football. I hope he gets the coronavirus in his [ussy pay].

 

No JJ Watt?

I’d not mention my running off a future HOF DE because I tried to force him to play TE, either.

 

lololol, I was so busy laughing at the actual content itself that I completely overlooked this fact.

 

XFL bench player, at that.

 

"2nd MOST YARDS OF TOTAL OFFENSE IN SCORE HISTORY (5,768)" you say? Who has the most yards in score history?

 

Apparently that resume isn't getting him any offers.