Pet Peeves...

Are you in Snow White?

 

Some voices, like the Vietnamese captain yelling"mao!" over and over in Deer Hunter.

 

I was very careful to make sure mine was correctly positioned...

 

Glad you don’t work at my place. The whistler I have to deal with signs the checks... you, I’d just walk up to and fart my nastiest fart.

 

The lady I got insurance from last week was cute as [uck fay], but she was whistling her ass off. I was thinking, you are so lucky you're hot.

 

I have recently developed a pet peeve for road side shrines. When it was a simple cross that would rot in a few months/years, no problems.

But now I am seeing shrines with walls, giant crosses, river rock bases, etc. Must be a [itch bay] for the people that have to maintain the roadside.

 

So, is there one on your lawn?

 

I figured they'd just run over them.

 

In a similar vein, the In Memory Of stickers on cars/trucks drive me crazy.

 

I've never ever gotten this. I mean what does it mean? Jim Bob died, and we used the insurance/settlement/whatever money to buy this 10 year old Yukon with bad paint? Four out of five times it's on a POS, and the fifth time, it's still weird.

 

In Memory of PawPaw
1986-2018
We Miss You
<number of favorite Nascar driver>

 

I’m getting one made with your name on it. Be fun to drive around Maryville with that. What year were you born, 82?

 

nice. I’ll get a decal of Calvin pissing on his avatar

 

i've probably posted this in this thread before, but i have a coworker who says "ok" every three words when someone is talking to her, and it makes me stabby. today we had some procedure training with a new instrument and i bet i heard "ok" about eleventy billion times

 

Aight.

 

People that don't follow the aisles/lanes/arrows in parking lots and drive wherever the [uck fay] they want without paying attention to anyone else.

 

I catch myself doing that. I do it when I don't care one bit about what the other person is saying.

 

Ok