OWH Memorial Undead Topic

I won't get near one. Dad is a partial quadroprolegic from one and my brother is lucky to be alive. His best friend is the kid that died in that impact with the old couple in the Volkswagen on Chapman highway 25 years ago.

Couldn't pay me to ride on one.

 

My mom was the first woman in my hometown to get her motorcycle license.

I just have no desire to get one.

 

I want a motorcycle, but my wife tells me I don't want one.

 

My dad is short a kidney and has a bum knee due to a motorcycle.

 

Is that the going rate on the black market?

 

I would just rather have a vette.

 

Seems to be that a pound of flesh is required.

 

Just buy one moneybags.


https://barnfinds.com/tag/chevette/

 

If I lived in Port-au-Prince I’d get a motorcycle

 

That would be a fun few hours before it was stolen.

 

Lost her dog and her job today. Good. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/26/...can-trnd/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

 

Apparently my swimming pool is the church baptistery until things go back to normal. Kinda funny.

 

Do you heat it like the one in most chapels? If not, God is going to send you to Hell.

 

Nope. Was 71 degrees when then boy got dunked a couple of weeks ago.

 

Turned on To Tell the Truth for the first time tonight. They were trying to figure out who the CIA ‘Master of Disguise’ was.

I look at the three contestants.

I’m like, shit. Ask number 3 if her name is Jonna Mendez, if her late husband’s name was Tony, and if they got in between the sheets while he was still married to his former wife or only after.

I proceded to the next one on sight but I didn’t know who he was - he just really looked the part (a witch with a podcast).

Next was a male cheerleader. Missed it on sight but knew who it was once they started asking questions.

Anyone watched the reboot of this? Is it usually pretty obvious?

 

Ask if he's turtley enough for the Turtle Club

 

Modern problem of the day: got to work this morning only to realize I had left my laptop at home. At least I got a chance to refill my coffee without having to pay through the nose or drink swill.

 

You put bourbon in your coffee?

 

I have on occasion. I prefer Irish whiskey over bourbon in it.