Random college football thread

OK I figured it out. He had a million dollar incentive not to murder a kid in a scissor lift. The auditors had the public contract which left that bullet out due to the sensitivity of the clause. The audit has since been shown the actual contract with the "don't murder your GA" clause and has since put the issue to rest.

 

Ain't spent much time in Louisiana have you?

 

Ah, a rounding error when converting from Francs.

 

Stetson Bennett arrested for DUI in dallas-ft worth?

 

Public intox.

 

Ah, my bad.

 

Odds cop was a TCU fan?

 

Bennett gives off major belligerent asshole who pulls out the “do you know who I am?” vibes.

 

"I have a IV after my name! Do you know what that mean??"

 

I wondered that too.

 

That you already drank a fifth?

 

He comes off that way even if he wasn't a football player

 

Saban just got turned down by the Washington OC. Nobody wants to work for him anymore? Interesting.

 

Did I see Grantham is on his radar for DC?

 

Needs to take a close look at one Sal Sunseri.

 

He wants Pruitt but it sounds like he may have to actually settle for Grantham.

 

Beating bama with Saban and pruitt on the sidelines might...might make me happier that winning this year.

 

Nah, nothing will top this year. It was a work of art that's big plays should be compiled to Crockett's Theme by Jan Hammer.

 

Agreed. Last years game was one for the ages, pure excitement all the way through. But damn if pruitt does end up on that staff, to watch us win and see saban tear into pruitt? That's a tasty treat.