All this talk about Pruitt

And not a damned soul has mentioned word one as to how the Mighty Midshipmen are going to beat the living shit out of Army's sorry asses on Saturday.

West Point is a fine school, I guess, and particularly if you need a fall back for your app to the Coast Guard Academy and your local JUCO doesn't have ROTC.

Otherwise, it's a shit hole.

 

My God, there's nothing - NOTHING - that Navy can't do. We even beat Army's ass in spoof videos:

 

To all that served, thank you for your service!

 

That's the USS Army, so jokes on you.

 

That’s right. Naval ships go down in pairs, as they collide with one another.

It’s tough to fit two big ships in a tiny ocean.

 

The holy hell.

 

Seriously, is canoeing 101 not a prerequisite for ship captaincy?

 

Is that one word? Navy honor grads I presume.

 

Go Army
Beat Navy

 

Nice, but navy isn’t a proper noun.

 

Compare and contrast.
Navy: Indomitably Global Force for Good


Army: Dry Humps Shit

 

Go navy!