World Cup 2018

Give them their attack helicopters, Trump! They love 'em!

 

All they have to do now is beat Nigeria, assuming Croatia doesn’t lose to Iceland… Right?

 

Yep, they had about as fortunate a result today as they could've hoped. Although, based upon the Nigerian team I saw today, Argentina will have a tough time.

 

Ive always liked Shaqiri.

 

They're a tough match up when they're playing with confidence.

 

Iceland may be able to get through on goal differential, even if Argentina wins.

 

Don’t they have to beat Croatia first?

 

He must be better when he puts on the Switzerland shirt

 

Ugh. Nothing going right in this Cup.

 

Unreal

 

Oh my. I feel for Sweden but it's always a huge risk to sit deep all game.

 

Yep and they’re pretty much screwed now. Germany is going to bludgeon S Korea, so even if Sweden manage to beat Mexico, goal difference will cost them.

 

And walk around slowly to waste time. Cost them.

 

If Sweden beats Mexico by two, they’re in. I’m not sure what happens if they win by one, though. Either way, it would be tough.

 

This Panama game reminds me of how we had no business not going to the World Cup over them. I thought that, by the time the Cup rolled around, I would have moved on from our failure, but I'm still super pissed. This Cup is barely registering in this country because we have no role in it. Sucks.

 

Iceland is done.

 

Panama is really shit, but England is finally playing up to their talent level.

 

I've adopted Senegal as my second team for this cup. Love the way they play.

 

Chelsea can have Lewandowski.

 

David Ospina could hurt himself taking a shit.