PREDICT: TN vs WVU (Prediction thread)

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by BigOrangeBeech, Aug 27, 2018.

  1. Nannerpuss

    Nannerpuss Member

    I left Tennessee at about 10 years old and later found myself in West Virginia for 21 years. As a kid I still remember how full of crap WVU fans were in the mid 90s and it was a real turnoff to ever giving a flip about the Eers. WVU’s claim to fame is losing the national championship to Notre Dame… only rivaled by almost making it to the championship, but losing to an awful Pitt team. To this day it’s not hard to find panoramic photos from that ND game in restaurants and offices there. Sad.

    I’ve talked so much smack to them over the years. At one point they had the nation’s longest bowl losing streak at 8. They have the distinction of losing 25 staight to Pedophile State, with a total of 48 losses to 9 wins. We’re talking Kentucky/Vandy level stuff here. The people of West Virginia are good, hardworking people, but the delusional WVU fans are unbearable… with no good reason to be that way. Congrats on becoming mildly relevant when all the good to decent teams left the Big East I guess?

    It used to be easy trashing them, as the VOLS were consistently near the top. I also didn’t have to worry about them ever playing one another so I was free to be as mean as I wanted to be. But fast forward to the Decade of Dumb and I’ve had to keep tight lipped for a long time now. I guess I’ve deserved the abuse they’ve given back to me. In a normal world UT blows them out as the couch burning, spirit-finger first down chanting, bottom feeding losers they are. Thanks to Butch, Dooley, Shart, etc., we’ve been living in hell and this game isn’t a gimme at this time.

    I don’t want a win tomorrow, I NEED a win tomorrow. I think the good guys find a way to do it, but I can see it going the other way as well. First game and all, matchups. I wish this was game three and we opened with some Southwest Directional Tech school. With all that said, I wish WVU had joined the SEC over Mizzou. This would be a fun rivalry for not just us, but also for UK, SC, AU, UGA, and UF. They screwed themselves by joining the Big 12. Their fans can’t easily travel to local conference games. In fact, the closest conference team to Morgantown is Iowa State… 13 driving hours away. Sucks to be them.
     
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  2. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    I like that expression .
     
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  3. Nannerpuss

    Nannerpuss Member


    Steal it and use it. They deserve continuous ridicule.
     
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  4. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Welcome and post more!
     
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  5. Nannerpuss

    Nannerpuss Member

    Hey thank you. I've been around since at least 2014 I think, but all of my older posts are gone. I post rarely and typically just enjoy reading the thoughts of all the poor miserable bastards here.
     
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  6. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Masochistic?!?
     
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  7. Nannerpuss

    Nannerpuss Member

    Hell yeah! But I share the pain. Everyone else here is good about articulating it, I just nod in agreement. It's like group therapy for people that ONLY want the VOLS to be awesome again before we all get old and die. Honestly, I just want to enjoy watching games with my dad again before someday comes and we can't.
     
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  8. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    WVU 34
    UT 29

    Chlymidia hits 5 fg + 2 tds. UT throws 3 picks. Less than 3 picks and maybe
     
  9. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    had a vision last night of Alontae jumping a route for a pick 6 going right to left on the tv
     
  10. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I think he's looking at a couple of defensive and/or special teams scores too
     
  11. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Complete homer pick, Tennessee 41 WVU 24, WVU scores a meaningless TD in the 4th
     
  12. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    WVU-33
    UT-20
     
  13. **TDCVOL**

    **TDCVOL** Contributor

    Per Twitter we are outnumbered. Hard to believe but even Vol Fans saying it.
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I don't think we are who we were last year or the last few years. Maybe it does take more time. Maybe it doesn't. Vols by 21.
     
  15. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Hard to believe we would be outnumbered. They have had big things predicted for them for the first time in forever, so they might just be a lot more visible and fired up.
     
  16. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    lots of UT folk on planes right now. I was sent a text a little while ago of an entire plane singing Rocky Top. One Nashville one 1.5 hours delayed. We are worldwide. WV rolled down in their pedo vans
     
  17. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Hahahahha
     
  18. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I imagine all of West Virginia is related to Jesco White.
     
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  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I'm not worried about being outnumbered at 10 in the morning.
     
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  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    A buddy just texted me they had a plane full too. I'll vouch for you
     

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