I've only had Pal's a couple times but it seemed better than getting a burger at McDonalds or Burger King. That's about as highly as I'd rate it. Definitely didnt understand the fuss about it, and it wasnt worth making any kind of special trip for it.
This is a reasonable take on it. I'm fine with saying it's a better than average fast food burger. But that's it.
"These are my buns. spread them with mustard in remembrance of me." New American Standard translation of last supper.
It hopefully reinforces that it’s mediocre shit food, and saves anyone else the fantastic disappointment of basing a decision to try it on the recommendations of people who clearly are too easily impressed by a generic version of Dairy Queen. That should be their motto: Pal’s: Like a dirtier Dairy Queen, but with even worse food.
It’s like when people say, “I wouldn’t live anywhere else on earth!” but have never visited, much less lived, anywhere else on earth. Yep, if your definition of earth were narrowed to your zip code, or all you grew up eating was Pal’s, I guess you’re right.