OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Still off. I'm gonna carry my coffee maker in to work.

 

I think the simplest solution would be for Float to pay his utility bill.

 

I'll pay them twice right now and in cash if they come turn my neighborhood back on.

 

Still think a great reality show would be to switch the baristas at a new York starbucks woth small southern town ones.

 

There's no air conditioning at the hotel where I am staying. It is oh so peaceful for those brief seconds between the passing cars.

 

Johns on bleeker street is gonna rank near the top of best pizza ive ever had.

 

Knoxville?

 

New york

 

Went to a movie today. Didn't understand more than a handful of words.

 

my thrice divorced brother is apparently teaching a class today called "attracting your divine partner."

 

Never understood the whole getting married multiple times. Maybe a second when you get older, but I know people that are married 3+ times. You don't have to get married to have sex anymore, I guess for health insurance?

 

Hey, he never said anything about keeping her.

 

he finds a new "love of his life: every couple of months. it is amazing he doesn't second guess himself about it given his horrific prior judgement.

 

I got a buddy who used to say that he just loves that new wife smell.

 

An expensive taste.

 

Apparently, his only slide has one bullet point:

“Keep Looking”

 

Got to love the mom of the 5 year old already taking personal hitting lessons who is mad because her son isn't eligible to play tee ball this fall.

Of course, her son deserves a special circumstance to play down, even though we don't let anyone, much less a 5 year old already taking batting lessons.

 

Not as much as you might think.

 

That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Patron wig

 

I'm going to go ahead and say, is she hot? And secondly, should this be in the coaching thread?