'14 TN WR Josh Malone

How many times did dude mention we were 5-7? ****er.

 

I'm awful with cars or I'd tell you what he drives (or at least drove however many years ago). It's orange cuz he's a VFL.

 

Good get, we're gonna need all this talent if we're going to have any hope of overcoming our coaching impediment.

 

I'm gonna say an orange Chevy hhr.

 

It's very similar to that! That's not quite it though. Might be a dodge. Do they make something similar to that?

 

I don't know who Sab is, but my first car was a 1980 Pinto with orange paint and black plush rug interior. Quite the lady magnet.

 

A nitro possibly.

 

PT Cruiser

 

I bet he has a bunch of shit hanging off the rear view.

 

Stop while you're ahead.

 

Homemade bumper stickers IMO

"Even Spurrier Pees Naked" made from the ESPN logo.

 

Huh, I'm surprised the Pinto was still in production in 80.

 

No... Smaller and cheaper looking than that.

 

He was riding dirty no doubt.

 

I'm thinking this is the winner here. I don't know sab beyond what's written on the internet by or about him, but everything points to this when you throw in the Chrysler connection.

 

I bet his pt cruiser has the fake wood side panels.

 

I believe this is his car.

 

Yellow Mini Cooper with Union Jack on roof, ground effect lighting, spinners, spoiler.

Custom airbrushed tags.

 

That assmunch copied you?

 

I'd like to point out that about 4-6 asshats voted after the actual announcement. Shame, shame.