2015 Butch Jones Excuses Thread

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by countvolcula, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    Refs screwed us

    Still young

    It's a continued process to improvement

    Our bricks weren't fired at the right temperatures
     
  2. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    The servers couldn't handle this thread. Just delete it now.
     
  3. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    ****ing depressing.
     
  4. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I'm not taking up for Butch, but how the **** did the refs miss the right guard jumping offsides?
     
  5. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    You know, I was actually thinking this was a legit listing of his excuses until the "right temp" one.

    Now I'm just simply not sure as it could go either way.
     
  6. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Mentioned "analytics" as to why we kicked a fg with a blade of grass between the ball and the goal line.
     
  7. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    Would it have mattered? They still likely score as they had 2 plays for 6 yards.

    It's a convenient excuse, nothing more.
     
  8. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Did he really?
     
  9. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    I don't know what's worse... him saying it or people think he wouldn't say it by this point.
     
  10. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    As if the thought never crossed his to hand the ball to his 245lb running back and set the tone.

    He made it sound like a no brainer.

    I'm done. Great recruiter, great PR guy, seems like a good guy that is better than Dooley because of #1. But he can't handle this stage.
     
  11. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    That stupid bastage isn't going through any analytics in that decision. He makes that call all the time, every time.

    He's just a garbage football coach.
     
  12. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    I'd rather him just say the guy in the math dept made the call. It ain't on me.
     
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I don't think it would have, but do your damn job.
     
  14. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I never saw that shit in middle school football
     
  15. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    He can cram his analytics into his rectum
     
  16. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    That was one of the worst missed calls I've ever seen. It isn't like he moved a little, he was coming up out of his stance before the ball was snapped.
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Math guys know probability and would have rammed it down their throats.
     
  18. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    And the LG a few plays later.
     
  19. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    No more excuses. Butch is over his head and Top 5 classes won't last, even if they did it would not matter
     
  20. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Actually I take this back. He can cram them into his urethra
     

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