2018 Gazing Into My Crystal Ball

Count me in. I will be commissioning a Dooley-Butch-Hillary-Jimmy Buffet and 6 other underdetermined- headed hydra eating all the fish in the lake.

 

I expect a loss to South Carolina simply because they will be beat to shit. I do not expect a loss to a [ddiapos] coached offense, a Mark Stoops coached team or Vanderbilt. 8-4 is not crazy, but it's unlikely. I'll go 7-5 and be ready for 2019.

 

Please give me a feel good game; beat GA or FL.

 

We dog whip Florida all the way back to the Florida state line.

 

Something tells me Pruitt has this team ready for Florida a la Kiffin vs. Georgia in 09.

 

We have no excuse for losing to Florida. [uck fay] the last however long its been. They are dog shit, and they are pansies, and they don't have anymore of Muschamp's defensive guys. If we lose that game, we got a dud, IMO.

 

I think Tennessee whips the shit out of Florida.

 

Im guessing UF has had 20+ defensive players takent in the dtaft the last 3 years. Again, a guess, but if accurate, it has to hurt at some point as they havent lit up recruiting.

 

At this point, I'm not feeling confident if they trot out 11 Peter Dinklages coached by Ted Lasso.

 

I'm at 6 or 7 wins.

 

Just a few suggestions for the 6 undertermined heads:
Putin, Cheek, Hart, Stormy Daniels, Lil' Kim Un, the Medicare logo, and/or AFL/CIO/UAW.


I kid. I kid.

 

Well we certainly didn't give him a reason to fear us last time we played. Better beat the crap out of him early.

 

Count me in

 

Saw a post on reddit with a UT fan saying we should just beat the cupcakes, win an sec game, and try to get better for next year. What the [uck fay], I don't know why they bother to follow a team. What. The. [uck fay].just win a single sec game? That's job done to them?

 

Was the username LyleFromAlabama?

 

One SEC win means a loss to either UK or Vandy....AGAIN! That mf needs a slap, expect more damn it.

 

Lyle Jones acolyte, imo.

Or Lyle himself.

 

#noenergyvampires

 

That's another 4-8 season. That's the kind of season that helps the recruiting class fall to pieces and basically locks Pruitt in as a 3 year stopgap.

 

If Pruitt can't improve on 4-8, he should turn in his resignation