POLITICS 2020 Election

Trump won't butcher anyone. He barely got Hillary last time and she's a terrible candidate. The national election is not set up for a Republican to run away with anything and no Republican candidate has since the 80s.

 

I don’t think we have to worry about Hillary. She’s done.

 

Since everyone is throwing out celebrity candidates that have no chance, I’ll throw out Jon Stewart. I think he’d beat Oprah, Michelle Obama, and Avenatti.

 

Layeth the smacketh down on their candy asses

 

I thought she already had done this.

 

I am hereby declaring my candidacy for the President of the United States of America. My one plank will be to build a wall around Tuscaloosa.

 

Can I be your running mate?

 

“A Buddhist and a Whore”

 

Only if we wear matching assless chaps at the Convention.

 

Only if you don’t mind being taken to Pound Town in front of millions.

 

Already have 3, 532,362 hits on our PornHub vids.

 

A wall? Make me Secdef a s I’ll take care of the entire state of Alabama permanently.

 

Eh, first we have to kick Alabama out of the Union, and that will take an Amendment to the Constitution. But second term, you are in like Flynn.

 

Fair.

It’s a target rich environment, for sure.

Warren, Harris, Booker, Bernie, Biden, Beta - I’ll take any, or any combination thereof, today.

 

I hope you’re right.

 

Definitely, just look at all he’s accomplished!

BETO! BETO! BETO!

 

Only one of these answers are correct.

It ain’t “2”.

 

Fear the Beto. Accept the Beto. Embrace the Beto.

 

Well, the scales would be decidedly tipped in a Civil War between the Dems and GOP.

That is, unless it comes down to an anime trivia contest or who can name more genders.

 

Listen to this man.