2023 Target Amani Hansberry Evaluation

Don’t even disagree but I’ll still eat them. It’s like it’s engrained in my poor, southern DNA.

 

I remember my kids in diapers grabbing those and squeezing the shit out then before eating whatever is still sticking out of their hands. And me then thinking please dont let the dog find his way into these diapers tonight in our new fancy diaper disposal system that had less than zero dog proofing.

 

You’ve missed literally nothing.

 

If I were a religious fundamentalist running a gay conversion camp, vienna sausages would be my MVP.

 

Not here. Go big or go home

 

My meat comes from the grocery store, not a can.

 

Peaches come from a can

 

Always had them on hand for every fishing trip we took as a kid. I still keep a few cans in my boat at all times.

 

No Super Cuts customers here.

 

Ain't nobody that posts on a Tennessee message board too uppity for Vienna sausages. Quit pretending.

 

It’s not about being uppity. I also don’t pick up my dog’s turds and eat them

 

There’s a first time for everything. And I’m it. [uck fay] that nasty ass shit.

 

Next y'all are gonna tell me you won't eat chitlins either.

 

Cyanide capsules would save some weight and have the same utility.

 

Never have. Never will.

 

Same. Never have really wanted to.

 

Can never have too much bait. You ever had any luck with fish biting on them?

 

I think it works more like tossing it in and then netting all the fish as they float to the top. Probably not safe to eat them after that, though.

 

OK Average Joe

 

I have tried, but can't get them past my nose.